8 Funny Valentine’s Pick-Up Lines for Accountants
Some Favorite Valentine Humor. Happy Valentine’s Day!
8 Funny Valentine’s Pick-Up Lines for Accountants
- Your hot assets are making me want to form a partnership.
- Please, baby, let me withhold you.
- I’ll let you audit my assets if you let me audit yours. You’ll be pleasantly surprised to see what’s in my books.
- You can call me bond…. municipal bond.
- You wanna balance my sheet?
- Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.
- In my office, ‘I.R.S.’ stands for ‘I’m really sexy.
- Money is green. Spreadsheets are blue. If you’re looking for a hot accountant, I’m right in front of you!