Funny Valentine’s Pick-Up Lines for Accountants
I received a lot of great feedback on funny Valentine’s pick up lines that I posted last year. In honor of Februrary 14 – give one of these a try!
11 Funny Accountant Valentine’s Pick-Up Lines
- Might I say, you have a lovely pair of W-2s.
- Let’s fill out a 10-40. You’re a 10 and I’m a 40.
- I’m an Accountant – I can do it without losing my balance.
- Your hot assets are making me want to form a partnership.
- Wanna do it between the spreadsheets?
- I’ll let you audit my assets if you let me audit yours. You’ll be pleasantly surprised to see what’s in my books.
- You can call me bond…. municipal bond.
- You wanna balance my sheet?
- Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.
- In my office, ‘I.R.S.’ stands for ‘I’m really sexy.
- Money is green. Spreadsheets are blue. If you’re looking for a hot accountant, I’m right in front of you!
Have your own funny accountant Valentine’s pick-up lines? Let me know.
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